i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Randomize
