Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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