Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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