he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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