I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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