first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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