She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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