sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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