I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
