The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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