Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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