Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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