i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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