At least make sure they are 18
Why
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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