I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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