I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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