Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I said "one day" and that day is not today
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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