How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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