Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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