Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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