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My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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