I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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