Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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