Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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