And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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