Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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