I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
