Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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