why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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