omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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