when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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