YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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