wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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