i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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