She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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