"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I have feelings that need drinking.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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