You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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