at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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