Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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