No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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