so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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