You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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