we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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