dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
