their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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