no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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