I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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