I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
