i can't believe i had my finger in that
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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