if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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