he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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