Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
