I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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