I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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