But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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