shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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