I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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